Do not let their names fool you. These things are not and will never be hogs. I will show you the disrespect of these frauds who are souring the hog name.
Just because you can predict the coming of spring doesn't make you special.
Go curl up into a ball about it.
M.C. Escher looking ass
Wheek about it all you want, you'll never be a true hog.
Zero resemblance to the ear of a pig. Get out of here.
You're doing a sorry job pretending to be a hog. You didn't even get the nose right. Do better.
Another wiseguy who thinks they can pretend to have a proper snout like a real hog? You did terrible. Be ashamed of yourself.
NOT what a hog would look like if it got turned into a fish.
What the fuck,
What's so lesser about it? I'm going to munch on you until you're nothing. You're lunch to me.
Insulting to associate hogs with this negative word. I’ll show you a real “hog wash”:
Oh yeah that's what I'm talking about!!
Too small. Put that thing back into the water where it belongs.
Now that’s just vulgar.